GAME- TG Motocross

TeaGames delivers another fun game. If you've played BMX Backflips then this is right up your alley. Most of their games have very similar control schemes. The object is to finish each leg without crashing. 10 lives to finish the game. Enjoy!

**HINT** Don't forget the brakes, they are key to completing the game.

I finished with 4 guys left.

TG Motocross

TRANSFORMERS Movie

The Transformers movie site is live although it has no content really. It's being done by Dreamworks so it should be good. Lets hope they don't screw it up.

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

The Lyrebird

This is the most creative bird on the planet!!! The ground dwelling Austrailian bird mimics natural and artificial sounds from their enviroment with pinpoint accuracy. It mimics other birds and animals of course but, it also imitates the sound of a chainsaw from 'nearby loggers'. Pretty slick! Good show!

"In April 2006, to celebrate naturist Richard Attenborough's 80th birthday, the public were asked to vote on their favourite of his television moments. This clip of the lyrebird was voted number one. "

The Lyrebird

Hughes TKO's Gracie

In a much anticipated fight, defending welterweight champion, Matt Hughes defeated the UFC legend Joyce Gracie at 4:39 of the first round. I've seen Hughes fight and he is an absolute animal but, I was kind of rooting for Gracie. Gracie is clearly over the hill and Hughes proved that.

More news here:

http://www.ufcfightnews.com/2006/ufc60-results.html

Tenacious D on LSD

Hilarious clip in a sick Tenacious D kind of way!

"What are you doing?" "Trippin' Balls!' 'Ride the snake!'

Enjoy!

X-Men: Last Stand - Juggernaut Bitch

It would be great if this was actually in the new X-Men movie but apparently it's just good video editing. Either way I thought it was pretty good. Short but good! Plus it's a pirated clip of the new movie. Woooohooooo!



I posted the original 'Juggernaut Bitch' parody awhile back so go check it out if you haven't seen it. Check it out Here !

Jessica Simpson's Strange Boobs?

I saw this pic and I thought it was shopped up but I found similar shots on various magazine websites. could be the dress I guess but I don't know shit about women's wear. You be the judge.

GAME - Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia game in FLASH. Excellent! You have 8 minutes to escape the dungeon and stop some dude from messing with the sands of time. Promo game for UbiSofts's upcoming PS2/XBox/PC/Nintendo title ' The Two Thrones'. Well done game! Controls are in-game. Used to love the old PC versions.

Prince of Persia

Love Plug

Dumbest stunt ever performed by a wanna-be internet star. Was he just sitting around one day and said "Yea, that's a brilliant idea! Aluminum foil...yea! "I feel sorry for his garbage. I hope he lost all feeling in his mushroom. Fucking dumbass! I laughed anyways.... :)

**NSFW**

Love Plug

GAME - Wheel Game

Direct the wheel with the left and right arrow keys to get all the oil drum looking things. Grab the stars for bonus points. I got to level 5 before I smashed the monitor with my keyboard. Have a wheely good time with this one.

Wheel Game

Clerks 2 Trailer

Kevin Smith has released the trailer for Clerks 2. Not sure it can come close to the original but we'll have to wait and see.

Clerks 2 Trailer Here

Sesame Street Pinball

Classic Sesame Street Pinball animation! Brings back memories of early mornings and Honey Nut Cheerios. May take a minute to load.

Cosby Bebop

ytmnd.com has a posted another gem. This time around its a tribute of sorts to Bill Cosby. Enjoy!

Cosby BeBop

GAME - Donkey Kong!

Awesome Donkey Kong game in FLASH. Just like the original in graphics and sound!!!! I thought there were a couple hammers on level 1. Wish there was more then 1 level though. Either way this rocks! Good shit!

Donkey Kong

Worst Bar Shots...

Zug.com has a somewhat amusing article about the worst bar shots their neighborhood watering holes had to offer. I've heard of a few but not all. Makes me want a 'bloody tampon' ! Ha!

Worst Shots

Nintendo Quiz

Think you know your Nintendo games? Do you think you played alot when you were a kid? Take this quiz and find out.... I scored 1600! Beat that bitches!

Nintendo Quiz

Mexico Legalizes Drugs?

"Possessing marijuana, cocaine and even heroin will no longer be a crime in Mexico if the drugs are carried in small amounts for personal use, under legislation passed by the Mexican Congress."

It's a good and bad thing to be honest ...... Mexico is full of banditos as it is. Less work for the policia now, they can focus on other issues. BWAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

Viva la Mexico!!!

Mexico

Surreal Artists

If you like Salvador Dali, MC Escher or HR Giger this page has something that will float your fancy. It's the 'Surreal Art Forum' with links to dozens and dozens of surreal artists. Excellent site if you like whacked out stuff like this! Me likey!!!

Check Out Bill Wray if you are a Ren & Stimpy fan.

surreal art forum

Logitech Quickcam Orbit MP

This is the new Logitech camera that comes with some slick effects. This webcam has a face recognition ability so the effects stay with the user. The camera will also follow you around the room. Great for those girls who make strip videos for their boyfriends, and ONLY their boyfreinds, because now they won't have to adjust the camera every couple minutes to get the naughty bits. Well, I'm not sure if that would actually work but it should damnit! Cooch Recognition Software(CRS), I think I'm on to something. I may apply for a patent right now. Makezine.com has made a cool demo of what it can do. Check it out!

Makezine.com Demo = Logitech Quickcam Orbit MP


More info @ Official Logitech Site

Super Soaker Oozinator

I'm not exactly sure what the people at Hasbro were thinking when they made this one but I think its pretty sick! How could they not see that their product may me misunderstood? Kind of disturbing. Pump up and down and.... "awww,yuck" "gross!" "disgusting" thats what she said. "awesome!!!" That's what I said! Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Actually, I'm sure of it!

Oozinator

**UPDATE** Video is down right now for some reason...trying to find another source.....

**UPDATE 2** FIXED

Ron Burgundy on ESPN-1979

Funny clip of Ron Burgundy trying out for a position on ESPN when it first started. Good shit!

UPDATE

I am experimenting with new blogger features so the blog and posts may look different. The links and stories will keep coming so just hang in there. Thanks

Papa Burgundy

PTA Punch

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Talladega Night Promo

'Tenacious C' aka 'Beef Wellington' has sent me some promos today that his company is working on. It just so happens that the promos are for 'Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby' starring Will Ferrell, which hits theaters August 4th. Schweeeet! Ferrell, in my opinion, is one of the greatest comedians alive today. Here are the Compelling & Rich exclusives.....

Afghan Fishing

These Afghani guys are actually fishing with an RPG(Rocket Propelled Grenade) at a small lake. Fucking sweet! Sad thing is, it only looks like they bagged a fish or two. Excellent use of resources! Brilliant!

Ron Mueck Artwork

Ron Mueck is a really, really amazing sculptor. His figures are so lifelike that it is kinda creepy. Hope the exhibit comes my way sometime soon.

"In the early 1990s, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick. Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff’s nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since."


The Washington Post has a nice slideshow online of the exhibit.

Washington Post Slideshow


.... or you can Google his name and a shit load of images will come back. :)

Leather Dragon Bag

I have to admit that it is really original and really lame at the same time. If I see this on somebody on the street I may have to beat the living shit out of the poor soul wearing it just on general principle. Anyways, this is more artsy, then practical I think. Check it!

Joke of the Day

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!"

Star Wars Lucas in Love

Ever wonder what George Lucas was like during his college years? Wonder no more! It runs 8 min. so it may take a couple minutes to download. This is actually a really creative short film....Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5058529870025933880

I Wanna Love You Tender

Armi & Danny are a music group from Finland that made this amazing video. The music, choreography and singing is just top notch! It makes me wonder why they didn't catch on in the states. Mind boggling.....