Monday, January 23, 2006

Obituary of Pop-N-Fresh

The Obituary of Pop-N-Fresh

Veteran Pillsbury Spokesman, Pop-N Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71 years old. Fresh was buried with one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long time friend, Aunt Jemima ,delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered to be a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 or about 20 minutes.


Tron vs. Depeche Mode

This clip has been surfacing around the web. Its not bad. I dig TRON and was into Depeche Mode back in the day so I enjoyed it. IFilms has it up and running. TRON rocks!! Check it!

TRON vs. Depeche Mode

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Crazy Dog!

This poor dog is so retarded it doesn't even trust its own foot. That's some funny shit! Good times, good times.....

Crazy Dog

Pimp My Ren

Adding some bling to classic art!

Pimp My Ren