Monday, March 19, 2007

The History of Man



The classic human timeline picture, stretched out across history with plenty of nudity.

The History of Man

Friday, March 02, 2007

History of Religion in 90 Secs.



History-of-Religion in 90 Secs.

The Best of Mike Tyson

We all know Mike Tyson has been a psychotic rambling lunatic for most of his adult life. This video highlights some of the best Tyson outbursts. He once told a woman reporter that he doesn't do interviews with women unless he 'fornicates' with them. He was dead serious. Or how about when he tells a reporter that he wishes the reporter had kids so he could kick them in the head or stomp their testicles so the reporter could 'feel his pain'. What a whack job!

Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday


Jedi Trash

Project Gutenberg
















No, it has nothing to do with Steve Gutenberg. Project Gutenberg is a collection of over 20,000 out of copyright books in digital (e-book) form that are all searchable and downloadable. Some really old books! Sweet!

Project Gutenberg

Universal Studios Employee Video















Directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Cameos
by Steven Spielberg, Demi Moore, Tracy Lords, James Cameron, Heavy D, Michael J. Fox,Sylvester Stallone and more. Enjoy!

"Shut your honky ass mouth cracker boy!"

Well worth the watch!

Universal Studios

Friday, February 09, 2007

The Hoohaa Monologues?



Some tight ass in Florida was driving through town and passed a theater marquis that was advertising the upcoming performance of 'Vagina Monologues'. Of course, Mr. TightAss complains to local authorities and forces the theater to change the marquis display claiming it was offensive. After some debate it now reads:

'HooHaa Monologues'

The other suggested titles were:
'Poontang Monologues', Meat Curtain Monologues, Axe Wound Monologues, and 'Furry Burger Monologues'.

This country has to lighten the fuck up!


Read the Article Here: HooHaa Monologues

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Pigs and Pork




Yummy! Makes me want a hot dog right now. Damn, I love pork roll!

"You know whats in those things don't ya Chester? Lips and Assholes, Lips and Assholes!"

Pork Industry

Star Wars Screen Test

This old SNL clip features Christopher Walken as Han Solo, Richard Dreyfus as C3P0 and Walter Mattheau as Obi-Wan. Kevin Spacey is pretty good with impressions.


Thursday, December 21, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Star Wars Tunisia Set



Well, this is flippin' sweet! Turns out that the original Tatooine set from the first Star Wars film is still intact and right where George Lucas left it, in the middle of the North African Desert, in a secret spot in Tunisia. Tatooine Lives!!!! Whats really cool is that locals have moved in and now its their home. The 'Star Wars bar' , as the author puts it, which I assume he means the Mos Eisley Cantina is there too!! This is just too surreal. I wanna go!

Real Tatooine

Before CGI

Before CGI we had Ray Harryhausen. From 'Sinbad' and 'Jason and the Argonauts' back to 'It Came from beneath the Sea' his work has captured millions. Don't forget about 'Clash of the Titans' !!! Cool music too.





Official Ray Harryhausen Site: http://www.rayharryhausen.com/

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

GAME: Mission in Snowdriftland



Cool ass game to waste the day away. Very Mario-style and it's made by Nintendo!! Enjoy!

**Directions are In-Game**

Mission-In-Snowdriftland

GAME: HOT LZ


Diddy Mao! Diddy Mao! VC! VC!

Hot LZ

Barbie Pooper Scooper Edition?

What the fuck? I would've liked to be at this design meeting. Is that shit in his bowl or scrumptious dog food? Looks like the poo and dog food double as the same thing. I wonder...if you lift his tail will a turd pop out or do you have to place it there taking all the realism out of the experience for youngsters. Next in line for production, Cat Piss Carpet Cleaning Barbie.

Barbie PooperScooper

Pauly Shore Knocked the Fuck Out

May be staged but it looks kind of real. I hope its real cause Pauly Shore really sucks at comedy. Also, shows what a pussy he is. As soon as the cowboy fatboy gets on stage Pauly acts like a fairy...' Dude, Dude, Ok, Wait, Dude...'

Verizon Can't Count

















This has been getting some heavy coverage on the net lately. There are actually 2 or 3 recordings of customers disputing their bills because Verizon can't tell the difference betweem .002 dollars and .002 cents. The rates are different for each instance of Verizon stupidity. Dolts! The Consumerist has the audio and video for ya!

Verizon Transcript

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Alan: A Video Game Junkie

Brilliant SNL Skit!

IRS Taxation of Online Games



This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard!!!!! I can understand taxing the guys that create characters(and level them up) only to later sell them on EBay for alot of money ,but this law would apply to ALL players. WEAK! WEAK I SAY!Gamers say hello to Form 1099. I blame the Chinese for ruining the economies by farming materials 24/7 and selling them for cheap. Of course, this law wouldn't apply to them.

Online Taxation

Monday, December 04, 2006

Activision Ad - Circa 1981

Cool stuff! Those graphics are tight! I regret selling my Atari 2600 to some dude in high school.

Weapons That Should Exist

But they don't unfortunately..... Here are a couple that I'd like to see at least prototyped.

1. 'Laser Guided Polar Bear'



2. 'Chuck Nun'



Check the rest here: Weapons That Should Exist

Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now



Now it'll be stuck in your head all day long! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold Me Now

Friday, November 17, 2006

Season Shot - Ammo with Flavor




















Shoot, disembowel, and cook. What ? No seasoning? Thats already covered with these bad boys. This is a damn good idea. Don't give these to Dick Cheney though, he might eat your face.

http://www.seasonshot.com/

Friday, November 03, 2006

Fun with a Dog Shock Collar

'I said God Damn....God Damn' This is some funny shit!


Tuesday, October 31, 2006

GAME - Pumpkin Carving



Carve your own pumpkin! Enjoy!

Pumpkin Carving

Disgusting Candy



Matt Wood over at AmericanInventorSpot.com has compiled a list of 10 disgusting candies. Pictures with a brief description.

Disgusting Candy

Roast Turkey Costume for Children



Martha Stewart had the brilliant idea to make a baby costume that looks like a roast turkey. I don't know about you but, this kid doesn't seem to thrilled about being in that thing. Doesn't look like the child can get much movement in there either. Also, what do you do with the lil' shit? Bring the kid to a Halloween party and leave'em in the fridge for people to gawk at? Leave the baby on the dining room table as a decoration? I guess I don't get it.

In case you want to make one for your baby...
Roast Turkey Costume

P.C. 'O' Lantern



A few dorks at the University of Arkansas have made pumpkin case mods for a PC and a MAC. Not really all that impressive but it goes with todays theme. Click on the pics to see how it was made. Enjoy.

Pumpkin Case Mods

Most Dangerous U.S. Cities



Its that time of year again for the Morgan Quitno Press to crunch those numbers and announce the most dangerous cities in the US. I'm happy to say that Camden is no longer #1. Thats right, Camden has finally been dethroned by St. Louis. Go Camden, Go Go!

Most Dangerous Cities

Haunted Places



A large list of haunted places throughout the United States and the world. They seem to have a store which sells paranormal detection equipment, just in case you're feeling like Dr. Peter Venkman. Check it out!

http://theshadowlands.net/places/