Monday, March 19, 2007
Friday, March 02, 2007
More Funny Videos
Directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Cameos by Steven Spielberg, Demi Moore, Tracy Lords, James Cameron, Heavy D, Michael J. Fox,Sylvester Stallone and more. Enjoy!
"Shut your honky ass mouth cracker boy!"
Well worth the watch!
Friday, February 09, 2007
Some tight ass in Florida was driving through town and passed a theater marquis that was advertising the upcoming performance of 'Vagina Monologues'. Of course, Mr. TightAss complains to local authorities and forces the theater to change the marquis display claiming it was offensive. After some debate it now reads:
The other suggested titles were:
'Poontang Monologues', Meat Curtain Monologues, Axe Wound Monologues, and 'Furry Burger Monologues'.
This country has to lighten the fuck up!
Read the Article Here: HooHaa Monologues
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Well, this is flippin' sweet! Turns out that the original Tatooine set from the first Star Wars film is still intact and right where George Lucas left it, in the middle of the North African Desert, in a secret spot in Tunisia. Tatooine Lives!!!! Whats really cool is that locals have moved in and now its their home. The 'Star Wars bar' , as the author puts it, which I assume he means the Mos Eisley Cantina is there too!! This is just too surreal. I wanna go!
Official Ray Harryhausen Site: http://www.rayharryhausen.com/
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
What the fuck? I would've liked to be at this design meeting. Is that shit in his bowl or scrumptious dog food? Looks like the poo and dog food double as the same thing. I wonder...if you lift his tail will a turd pop out or do you have to place it there taking all the realism out of the experience for youngsters. Next in line for production, Cat Piss Carpet Cleaning Barbie.
This has been getting some heavy coverage on the net lately. There are actually 2 or 3 recordings of customers disputing their bills because Verizon can't tell the difference betweem .002 dollars and .002 cents. The rates are different for each instance of Verizon stupidity. Dolts! The Consumerist has the audio and video for ya!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard!!!!! I can understand taxing the guys that create characters(and level them up) only to later sell them on EBay for alot of money ,but this law would apply to ALL players. WEAK! WEAK I SAY!Gamers say hello to Form 1099. I blame the Chinese for ruining the economies by farming materials 24/7 and selling them for cheap. Of course, this law wouldn't apply to them.
Monday, December 04, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Martha Stewart had the brilliant idea to make a baby costume that looks like a roast turkey. I don't know about you but, this kid doesn't seem to thrilled about being in that thing. Doesn't look like the child can get much movement in there either. Also, what do you do with the lil' shit? Bring the kid to a Halloween party and leave'em in the fridge for people to gawk at? Leave the baby on the dining room table as a decoration? I guess I don't get it.
In case you want to make one for your baby...
Roast Turkey Costume
Its that time of year again for the Morgan Quitno Press to crunch those numbers and announce the most dangerous cities in the US. I'm happy to say that Camden is no longer #1. Thats right, Camden has finally been dethroned by St. Louis. Go Camden, Go Go!
Most Dangerous Cities