Dark Lord Pope

Lord Santa, Riiise...

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge"

Pope Sidious

Funny audio.....

http://riselordvader.ytmnd.com/

Chappelle Theory

I don't know if this is 100% true or total bullshit but it does seem to explain alot. Why would Dave Chapelle quit in the middle of his third season? The show was doing amazingly well and he just signed a contract extension. Maybe this will answer some of your questions as to why. It kind of makes sense. You be the judge.

Chappelle Theory

Letters to Christopher Walken

Now this shit is hilarious! Walken is the man! 'Kolb from PA' is funny!

Letters to Christopher Walken


If you haven't seen Walken in Fatboy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice' video you should definitly check it out! CLICK HERE !

75 Bands

Virgin Digital is having a contest to see who can name most or all of the bands shown in an image. Its pretty tough I only got a few. I got White Zombie, Sex Pistols, Gorrillaz, Matchbox 20, & White Snake so far. Good time waster! Just click on the pic above to give it a shot.


Link #1 = Heavy.com has it with a magnifying glass to help you zoom in if you can't see something clearly.
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#1 = 75 Bands@ Heavy.com

A Christmas Story in 30 Seconds

"You'll shoot your eye out kid!"

The latest from the 30 second bunny crew!

Christmas Story

Baby Bush Toys

If you are looking to raise your child to be the next President of the United States, these toys are excellent learning tools. HaHa!

Baby Bush

A couple classic Dubya quotes.......

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again."

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Poop Report Holiday Guide

For all your holiday needs! Do you know that someone special who really stinks up the dookie room? Looking for the perfect gift? Look no further!!! Poop Report has what you're looking for.

Poop Report Guide

IVR Cheat Sheet

"IVR (interactive voice response) systems allow companies to service many incoming phone calls with a computer instead of always giving consumers the choice of skipping the computer and asking to speak with an actual human. When

IVRs first became popular (1980s and 1990s), you could almost always press "0" if you wanted to immediately be connected to a human operator. Yet many companies have removed that option, and they now try to make it very difficult for you to reach a human. "

Ever call a company for support and have to wait through a series of automated questions before actually speaking with someone? Paul English has come up with a handy list of codes for us to enter in the phone so your call will be directed to an actual person. It's quite a big list too!

IVR List

Holiday Kick Start

Let's kick off the holiday season with a nice song. Ladies and Gentlemen, the power of song.

A Christmas Song

**Make sure you have your sound on**