COMPELLING & RICH

The History of Man

2007-03-19T10:29:00.000-05:00

The classic human timeline picture, stretched out across history with plenty of nudity.

The History of Man

History of Religion in 90 Secs.

2007-03-02T09:05:00.000-05:00

History-of-Religion in 90 Secs.

The Best of Mike Tyson

2007-03-02T08:58:00.000-05:00

We all know Mike Tyson has been a psychotic rambling lunatic for most of his adult life. This video highlights some of the best Tyson outbursts. He once told a woman reporter that he doesn't do interviews with women unless he 'fornicates' with them. He was dead serious. Or how about when he tells a reporter that he wishes the reporter had kids so he could kick them in the head or stomp their testicles so the reporter could 'feel his pain'. What a whack job!

Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday

2007-03-02T08:54:00.000-05:00

Jedi Trash

Project Gutenberg

2007-03-02T08:46:00.000-05:00

No, it has nothing to do with Steve Gutenberg. Project Gutenberg is a collection of over 20,000 out of copyright books in digital (e-book) form that are all searchable and downloadable. Some really old books! Sweet!

Project Gutenberg

Universal Studios Employee Video

2007-03-02T08:33:00.000-05:00

Directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Cameos by Steven Spielberg, Demi Moore, Tracy Lords, James Cameron, Heavy D, Michael J. Fox,Sylvester Stallone and more. Enjoy!

"Shut your honky ass mouth cracker boy!"

Well worth the watch!

Universal Studios

The Hoohaa Monologues?

2007-02-09T10:46:00.000-05:00

Some tight ass in Florida was driving through town and passed a theater marquis that was advertising the upcoming performance of 'Vagina Monologues'. Of course, Mr. TightAss complains to local authorities and forces the theater to change the marquis display claiming it was offensive. After some debate it now reads:

'HooHaa Monologues'

The other suggested titles were:
'Poontang Monologues', Meat Curtain Monologues, Axe Wound Monologues, and 'Furry Burger Monologues'.

This country has to lighten the fuck up!

Read the Article Here: HooHaa Monologues

Pigs and Pork

2007-01-23T10:59:00.000-05:00

Yummy! Makes me want a hot dog right now. Damn, I love pork roll!

"You know whats in those things don't ya Chester? Lips and Assholes, Lips and Assholes!"

Pork Industry

Star Wars Screen Test

2007-01-23T10:51:00.000-05:00

This old SNL clip features Christopher Walken as Han Solo, Richard Dreyfus as C3P0 and Walter Mattheau as Obi-Wan. Kevin Spacey is pretty good with impressions.

"Merry Fucking Christmas"

2006-12-21T09:16:00.000-05:00

CLASSIC SOUTH PARK!

Star Wars Tunisia Set

2006-12-14T09:33:00.000-05:00

Well, this is flippin' sweet! Turns out that the original Tatooine set from the first Star Wars film is still intact and right where George Lucas left it, in the middle of the North African Desert, in a secret spot in Tunisia. Tatooine Lives!!!! Whats really cool is that locals have moved in and now its their home. The 'Star Wars bar' , as the author puts it, which I assume he means the Mos Eisley Cantina is there too!! This is just too surreal. I wanna go!

Real Tatooine

Before CGI

2006-12-14T09:01:00.000-05:00

Before CGI we had Ray Harryhausen. From 'Sinbad' and 'Jason and the Argonauts' back to 'It Came from beneath the Sea' his work has captured millions. Don't forget about 'Clash of the Titans' !!! Cool music too.

Official Ray Harryhausen Site: http://www.rayharryhausen.com/

GAME: Mission in Snowdriftland

2006-12-13T10:27:00.000-05:00

Cool ass game to waste the day away. Very Mario-style and it's made by Nintendo!! Enjoy!

**Directions are In-Game**

Mission-In-Snowdriftland

GAME: HOT LZ

2006-12-13T10:18:00.000-05:00

Diddy Mao! Diddy Mao! VC! VC!

Hot LZ

Barbie Pooper Scooper Edition?

2006-12-13T10:01:00.000-05:00

What the fuck? I would've liked to be at this design meeting. Is that shit in his bowl or scrumptious dog food? Looks like the poo and dog food double as the same thing. I wonder...if you lift his tail will a turd pop out or do you have to place it there taking all the realism out of the experience for youngsters. Next in line for production, Cat Piss Carpet Cleaning Barbie.

Barbie PooperScooper

Pauly Shore Knocked the Fuck Out

2006-12-13T09:53:00.000-05:00

May be staged but it looks kind of real. I hope its real cause Pauly Shore really sucks at comedy. Also, shows what a pussy he is. As soon as the cowboy fatboy gets on stage Pauly acts like a fairy...' Dude, Dude, Ok, Wait, Dude...'

Verizon Can't Count

2006-12-13T09:47:00.000-05:00

This has been getting some heavy coverage on the net lately. There are actually 2 or 3 recordings of customers disputing their bills because Verizon can't tell the difference betweem .002 dollars and .002 cents. The rates are different for each instance of Verizon stupidity. Dolts! The Consumerist has the audio and video for ya!

Verizon Transcript

Alan: A Video Game Junkie

2006-12-05T10:48:00.000-05:00

Brilliant SNL Skit!

IRS Taxation of Online Games

2006-12-05T10:38:00.000-05:00

This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard!!!!! I can understand taxing the guys that create characters(and level them up) only to later sell them on EBay for alot of money ,but this law would apply to ALL players. WEAK! WEAK I SAY!Gamers say hello to Form 1099. I blame the Chinese for ruining the economies by farming materials 24/7 and selling them for cheap. Of course, this law wouldn't apply to them.

Online Taxation

Activision Ad - Circa 1981

2006-12-04T11:55:00.000-05:00

Cool stuff! Those graphics are tight! I regret selling my Atari 2600 to some dude in high school.

Weapons That Should Exist

2006-12-04T11:44:00.000-05:00

But they don't unfortunately..... Here are a couple that I'd like to see at least prototyped.

1. 'Laser Guided Polar Bear'

2. 'Chuck Nun'

Check the rest here: Weapons That Should Exist

Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now

2006-12-04T11:34:00.000-05:00

Now it'll be stuck in your head all day long! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold Me Now

Season Shot - Ammo with Flavor

2006-11-17T11:09:00.000-05:00

Shoot, disembowel, and cook. What ? No seasoning? Thats already covered with these bad boys. This is a damn good idea. Don't give these to Dick Cheney though, he might eat your face.

http://www.seasonshot.com/

Fun with a Dog Shock Collar

2006-11-03T14:02:00.000-05:00

'I said God Damn....God Damn' This is some funny shit!

GAME - Pumpkin Carving

2006-10-31T13:34:00.000-05:00

Carve your own pumpkin! Enjoy!

Pumpkin Carving

Disgusting Candy

2006-10-31T13:22:00.000-05:00

Matt Wood over at AmericanInventorSpot.com has compiled a list of 10 disgusting candies. Pictures with a brief description.

Disgusting Candy

Roast Turkey Costume for Children

2006-10-31T13:07:00.000-05:00

Martha Stewart had the brilliant idea to make a baby costume that looks like a roast turkey. I don't know about you but, this kid doesn't seem to thrilled about being in that thing. Doesn't look like the child can get much movement in there either. Also, what do you do with the lil' shit? Bring the kid to a Halloween party and leave'em in the fridge for people to gawk at? Leave the baby on the dining room table as a decoration? I guess I don't get it.

In case you want to make one for your baby...
Roast Turkey Costume

P.C. 'O' Lantern

2006-10-31T12:48:00.000-05:00

A few dorks at the University of Arkansas have made pumpkin case mods for a PC and a MAC. Not really all that impressive but it goes with todays theme. Click on the pics to see how it was made. Enjoy.

Pumpkin Case Mods

Most Dangerous U.S. Cities

2006-10-31T10:37:00.000-05:00

Its that time of year again for the Morgan Quitno Press to crunch those numbers and announce the most dangerous cities in the US. I'm happy to say that Camden is no longer #1. Thats right, Camden has finally been dethroned by St. Louis. Go Camden, Go Go!

Most Dangerous Cities

Haunted Places

2006-10-31T10:10:00.000-05:00

A large list of haunted places throughout the United States and the world. They seem to have a store which sells paranormal detection equipment, just in case you're feeling like Dr. Peter Venkman. Check it out!

http://theshadowlands.net/places/

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

2006-10-31T09:50:00.000-05:00

Elevator Illusion

2006-10-30T09:55:00.000-05:00

Someone did a nice paint job on this elevator.....

First Question Wrong on 'Millionaire'

2006-10-30T09:35:00.000-05:00

His reaction is priceless. Dumbass!

GAME - Family Guy Quiz

2006-10-26T08:24:00.000-05:00

I watch Family Guy and I thought this was tough. Well go give it a shot!

Family Guy Quiz

Dilbert Creator Heals Brain

2006-10-26T08:13:00.000-05:00

This is actually pretty unbelievable. The power of the mind.

Dilbert

McCartney Divorce

2006-10-25T10:06:00.000-05:00

Divorce is an ugly thing and I thought David Hasselhoff's was pretty ugly but the McCartney-Mills debacle looks like it takes the cake. Heather Mills is threatening to sue 2 UK newspapers for publishing details about the divorce. What does 'The Sun' do when threatened? Easy, publish another article specifically about Mills calling her a LIAR. Funny stuff!

"The British press have torn off the amputee's other leg, taken the skin off, sharpened the bone to a jagged edge and shoved it through her cold cold heart!" Perez

The Sun UK

Firefox 2.0 Released

2006-10-25T09:52:00.000-05:00

Just making sure you all know that Firefox 2.0 has officially been released on Mozilla.com . I always liked Firefox over Internet Explorer. Deeper options and you can customize more to your liking. Ironically, the recent released IE7 looks alot like Firefox with similar options.

All Language Download Page: Firefox

GAME - Zombie Romp

2006-10-25T09:35:00.000-05:00

In the spirit of Halloween here is a zombie shoot-em up game to waste some of your day away. Enjoy!

Zombie Romp

New York Changing

2006-10-25T09:20:00.000-05:00

I always like galleries like this. Sort of a before and after. This series compares scenes from early 1900's NY to late 1990's NY. Cool comparison. Take a look to see how much shit has changed in the Big Apple.

Example: From Pier 11, East River, between Old Slip and Wall Street, Manhattan I, 1936

Same view but now from 1998...

New York Changing

Secret Wall Tattoos

2006-10-25T08:31:00.000-05:00

Kind of a cool idea. Whoever did this travels alot or their Daddy owns a hotel or something. Enjoy!

http://www.secretwalltattoos.com/

Dance Magic Dance!

2006-10-25T08:24:00.000-05:00

One of the best scenes from Labyrinth. Let us take a moment to remember one of the greatest children's movies of the 80's, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connolly.

Foley-Bot!

2006-10-13T15:22:00.000-05:00

"(all responses are from actual IM Conversations) "

Glad this sick ,predatory, Republican pervert is no longer part of our Congress!

Foley Bot!

'A Christmas Story' House Tour

2006-10-13T09:45:00.000-05:00

http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/

Zod in 2008

2006-10-13T09:07:00.000-05:00

With mid-term elections right around the corner and Presidential hopefuls biding their time to go public, I just wanted to take a moment of your time to show my support for a fine candidate. This gentleman stopped by Philly and he had some strong words for his supporters.

I am General Zod!" he bellowed, surveying the masses. "Listen to me, people of the Earth! Today I bring a new order to your planet! Your lands, your homes, your possessions, your very lives -- all of this and more you will gladly give to me! In return, I promise you lower taxes and cheap gas prices!"

http://www.zod2008.com/

Grind House

2006-10-13T08:58:00.000-05:00

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have finally teamed up for real and made what looks to be the best movie ever put on film. Grind House. This movie just looks crazy! Right up my alley! Check out the trailer below.

Marvel Directory

2006-10-13T08:51:00.000-05:00

I came across this and thought it was pretty cool. I directory of all Marvel superheroes, even the really obscure ones. Check this massive database out! 700+ superhero bios!!

Marvel Directory

WoW South Park

2006-10-09T09:12:00.000-05:00

If anyone has ever played World of Warcraft then you will no doubt get a kick out of this. Matt Stone and Trey Parker created an episode of their show South Park with a World of Warcraft theme. Someone is killing their characters repeatedly and they decide to get revenge and dish out some PWNAGE!!

Link to the full episode at Daily Motion:
WoW South Park

DOA Movie shots

2006-10-09T08:23:00.000-05:00

The 'Dead or Alive' (DOA) movie is scheduled to be released late October. Its probably gonna be a piece of crap but I have hope for video game movies. So many good licenses have been butchered. Lovely ladies such as Jamie Pressley and Holly Vance fighting it out to the death!

Check the Trailer out here: DOA Trailer

Anti-Drug PSA from Early 80's

2006-10-05T10:05:00.000-05:00

I totally remember these. These are so wacked out! This is part 1 of 4. I'll link to the rest below.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

The Ultimate Walken Sound Byte Page

2006-08-31T15:14:00.000-05:00

How could I have missed this site? Awesome sound clips from almost every movie he has been in!! The layout is lame but the content is superb! Enjoy!

http://walkenclips.com/

Twisted Animation from eatPES

2006-08-25T12:48:00.000-05:00

This group does really good work. Very innovative stuff. I personally like 'KaBoom' the best with 'GameOver' in a close second. Checkthem out. I linked to them both. Also, be sure to check out their other prodcution shorts and commercials. You may recognize a few. Enjoy!

GameOver

KaBoom

**NOTE** Requires Quicktime - link to quicktime at eatPES site.

Super Swiss Army Knife

2006-08-25T12:21:00.000-05:00

This thing is friclin' insane. 85 tools in one bundle here folks. Thats right!! And its only $1200 bucks. Good stocking stuffer!

Super Knife

GAME - 4 Wheel Madness

2006-08-25T12:07:00.000-05:00

Just get to the finsh line in the alotted time using a monster truck. Little tricky but fun.

4 Wheel Madness

Top 10 Unsportsman Like Plays

2006-08-25T12:02:00.000-05:00

Some new some old but all are pretty good. Check it!

Massive Update coming....

2006-08-25T11:57:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the lack of updates but I will be posting a massive update today. Check back soon....

Papa Burgundy

Walking Mech

2006-08-02T14:45:00.000-05:00

Those wacky asians are at it again! Check this video out. A robot walker. Looks kind of like a metal shit heap trying to walk but I guess it's a start.

Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv

2006-08-02T10:55:00.000-05:00

"A shiv is a weapon crafted from the limited resources of a prisoner’s closed world. Crudely constructed from such things as spoons, shoelaces and upholstery tacks, shivs lie somewhere between the graceful and the grotesque. They’re primitive, too — like outsider art, but produced deep on the inside."

The site 'DesignObserver' also has some cool other visual histories like 'the history of heroin dope bags'.

SHIVS

Mr. Show - IT'S INSANE THIS GUY'S TAINT!

2006-07-27T13:18:00.000-05:00

Funny as hell Mr.Show skit!!!

Movie Quiz Time

2006-07-27T13:08:00.000-05:00

Just type in the title of the movie and the textbox will turn green if you guessed rigth. Watch out, spelling counts. I got 14/28. This is a tough one!! Try to enjoy it.

Movie Quiz

Merry-Go Round

2006-07-26T15:01:00.000-05:00

Classic! Moped + Merry-Go Round = Trouble! Thats all I'll say.

Portal

2006-07-19T15:45:00.000-05:00

Valve, the makers of the Half-Life series, is apparently going to bundle this mod with their next release, which should be Half Life 2: Episode 2. The name of the mod is Portal. If you've played the Prey demo this will look somewhat familiar. I hope it turns out to be a thinker game rather then a shoot'em up FPS. The market already has too many FPS's and most of them suck ass!

Peter Griffin at Burger King

2006-07-19T08:50:00.000-05:00

Peter's take on the classic Burger King song that changed Christmas & fast food forever. "Ding fries are done"

BK Peter Griffin

I posted the original clip many moon ago..check the original out Here.

Enjoy!

Ghetto Man

2006-07-19T08:45:00.000-05:00

Have no fear, Ghetto Man is here...Bitch!

GhettoMan

Radiohead's Creep in Flash

2006-07-13T08:36:00.000-05:00

This has been around for awhile but it still rocks. The song and the animation that is. The animation has a decontruction/contruction thing going on which is really cool. The splash and title screens seem to have the actual Flash code for the animation. Pretty slick! This Monkeehub animation is top notch! Enjoy!

CREEP

The Beach in Russia

2006-07-06T13:05:00.000-05:00

The hunt for Red October?.....Just another day at the beach in Russia!

Beach

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

2006-06-21T08:12:00.000-05:00

Someone decided to combine Star Trek & Star Wars and make a battle scene. The editing is Ok and the dialogue chosen is kind of funny. Check it out!

** Some nerd wrote a short essay on this subject. Read it to see who is really all powerful in the universe.

Click for Essay......

GAME: Dumbolf

2006-06-20T08:25:00.000-05:00

Cool and slightly frustrating golf game. Just put it in the hole! Enjoy!

"Objective: The big hairy elephant that taught Tiger Woods how to play golf returns in the craziest minigolf game ever. You know the rules :) Just put the ball in the hole!

Controls: Move the Mouse up or down to aim. You can increase or lower the power of the shot by moving the Mouse Cursor farther or closer to the ball."

Dumbolf

Pokemon Freak

2006-06-20T08:14:00.000-05:00

This is kind of funny actually. I am not a Pokemon fan and I really don't know shit about it really. The guy holding the camera in the video is very passionate about the popular Japanese animation, while his buddy sits there and talks shit about it. Their banter is good shit!

"Fuckin' SNORLAX owns in this movie!"

Family Guy at Harvard Graduation

2006-06-14T15:22:00.000-05:00

Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, made a speech at Harvard's graduating class I assume. Its kind of cool to see him talk like Stewie, Peter, Quagmire and himself.

http://dailysixer.com/famguyharvard.shtml

GAME- TG Motocross

2006-06-09T12:07:00.000-05:00

TeaGames delivers another fun game. If you've played BMX Backflips then this is right up your alley. Most of their games have very similar control schemes. The object is to finish each leg without crashing. 10 lives to finish the game. Enjoy!

**HINT** Don't forget the brakes, they are key to completing the game.

I finished with 4 guys left.

TG Motocross

TRANSFORMERS Movie

2006-06-09T11:54:00.000-05:00

The Transformers movie site is live although it has no content really. It's being done by Dreamworks so it should be good. Lets hope they don't screw it up.

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

The Lyrebird

2006-06-06T09:00:00.000-05:00

This is the most creative bird on the planet!!! The ground dwelling Austrailian bird mimics natural and artificial sounds from their enviroment with pinpoint accuracy. It mimics other birds and animals of course but, it also imitates the sound of a chainsaw from 'nearby loggers'. Pretty slick! Good show!

"In April 2006, to celebrate naturist Richard Attenborough's 80th birthday, the public were asked to vote on their favourite of his television moments. This clip of the lyrebird was voted number one. "

The Lyrebird

Hughes TKO's Gracie

2006-06-01T13:13:00.000-05:00

In a much anticipated fight, defending welterweight champion, Matt Hughes defeated the UFC legend Joyce Gracie at 4:39 of the first round. I've seen Hughes fight and he is an absolute animal but, I was kind of rooting for Gracie. Gracie is clearly over the hill and Hughes proved that.

More news here:

http://www.ufcfightnews.com/2006/ufc60-results.html

Tenacious D on LSD

2006-06-01T12:24:00.000-05:00

Hilarious clip in a sick Tenacious D kind of way!

"What are you doing?" "Trippin' Balls!' 'Ride the snake!'

Enjoy!

X-Men: Last Stand - Juggernaut Bitch

2006-06-01T11:32:00.000-05:00

It would be great if this was actually in the new X-Men movie but apparently it's just good video editing. Either way I thought it was pretty good. Short but good! Plus it's a pirated clip of the new movie. Woooohooooo!

I posted the original 'Juggernaut Bitch' parody awhile back so go check it out if you haven't seen it. Check it out Here !

Jessica Simpson's Strange Boobs?

2006-05-24T12:36:00.000-05:00

I saw this pic and I thought it was shopped up but I found similar shots on various magazine websites. could be the dress I guess but I don't know shit about women's wear. You be the judge.

GAME - Prince of Persia

2006-05-24T12:20:00.000-05:00

Prince of Persia game in FLASH. Excellent! You have 8 minutes to escape the dungeon and stop some dude from messing with the sands of time. Promo game for UbiSofts's upcoming PS2/XBox/PC/Nintendo title ' The Two Thrones'. Well done game! Controls are in-game. Used to love the old PC versions.

Prince of Persia

Love Plug

2006-05-24T12:09:00.000-05:00

Dumbest stunt ever performed by a wanna-be internet star. Was he just sitting around one day and said "Yea, that's a brilliant idea! Aluminum foil...yea! "I feel sorry for his garbage. I hope he lost all feeling in his mushroom. Fucking dumbass! I laughed anyways.... :)

**NSFW**

Love Plug

GAME - Wheel Game

2006-05-24T11:27:00.000-05:00

Direct the wheel with the left and right arrow keys to get all the oil drum looking things. Grab the stars for bonus points. I got to level 5 before I smashed the monitor with my keyboard. Have a wheely good time with this one.

Wheel Game

Clerks 2 Trailer

2006-05-24T11:20:00.000-05:00

Kevin Smith has released the trailer for Clerks 2. Not sure it can come close to the original but we'll have to wait and see.

Clerks 2 Trailer Here

Sesame Street Pinball

2006-05-22T13:19:00.000-05:00

Classic Sesame Street Pinball animation! Brings back memories of early mornings and Honey Nut Cheerios. May take a minute to load.

Cosby Bebop

2006-05-22T11:08:00.000-05:00

ytmnd.com has a posted another gem. This time around its a tribute of sorts to Bill Cosby. Enjoy!

Cosby BeBop

GAME - Donkey Kong!

2006-05-08T09:32:00.000-05:00

Awesome Donkey Kong game in FLASH. Just like the original in graphics and sound!!!! I thought there were a couple hammers on level 1. Wish there was more then 1 level though. Either way this rocks! Good shit!

Donkey Kong

Worst Bar Shots...

2006-05-08T09:26:00.000-05:00

Zug.com has a somewhat amusing article about the worst bar shots their neighborhood watering holes had to offer. I've heard of a few but not all. Makes me want a 'bloody tampon' ! Ha!

Worst Shots

Nintendo Quiz

2006-05-04T13:56:00.000-05:00

Think you know your Nintendo games? Do you think you played alot when you were a kid? Take this quiz and find out.... I scored 1600! Beat that bitches!

Nintendo Quiz

Mexico Legalizes Drugs?

2006-05-01T08:53:00.000-05:00

"Possessing marijuana, cocaine and even heroin will no longer be a crime in Mexico if the drugs are carried in small amounts for personal use, under legislation passed by the Mexican Congress."

It's a good and bad thing to be honest ...... Mexico is full of banditos as it is. Less work for the policia now, they can focus on other issues. BWAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

Viva la Mexico!!!

Mexico

Surreal Artists

2006-05-01T08:22:00.000-05:00

If you like Salvador Dali, MC Escher or HR Giger this page has something that will float your fancy. It's the 'Surreal Art Forum' with links to dozens and dozens of surreal artists. Excellent site if you like whacked out stuff like this! Me likey!!!

Check Out Bill Wray if you are a Ren & Stimpy fan.

surreal art forum

Logitech Quickcam Orbit MP

2006-05-01T08:05:00.000-05:00

This is the new Logitech camera that comes with some slick effects. This webcam has a face recognition ability so the effects stay with the user. The camera will also follow you around the room. Great for those girls who make strip videos for their boyfriends, and ONLY their boyfreinds, because now they won't have to adjust the camera every couple minutes to get the naughty bits. Well, I'm not sure if that would actually work but it should damnit! Cooch Recognition Software(CRS), I think I'm on to something. I may apply for a patent right now. Makezine.com has made a cool demo of what it can do. Check it out!

Makezine.com Demo = Logitech Quickcam Orbit MP

More info @ Official Logitech Site

Super Soaker Oozinator

2006-05-01T07:31:00.000-05:00

I'm not exactly sure what the people at Hasbro were thinking when they made this one but I think its pretty sick! How could they not see that their product may me misunderstood? Kind of disturbing. Pump up and down and.... "awww,yuck" "gross!" "disgusting" thats what she said. "awesome!!!" That's what I said! Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Actually, I'm sure of it!

Oozinator

**UPDATE** Video is down right now for some reason...trying to find another source.....

**UPDATE 2** FIXED

Ron Burgundy on ESPN-1979

2006-04-27T09:45:00.000-05:00

Funny clip of Ron Burgundy trying out for a position on ESPN when it first started. Good shit!

UPDATE

2006-04-27T08:49:00.000-05:00

I am experimenting with new blogger features so the blog and posts may look different. The links and stories will keep coming so just hang in there. Thanks

Papa Burgundy

PTA Punch

2006-04-27T08:40:00.000-05:00

This is a short video of a mom punching the shit out of a teacher. Well, thats what it says in the description I got. Its only 9 seconds long but its one of those videos that you have to watch at least five times. The teacher says something about THC to a student and the student's mom gives the teacher a solid hit. Damn, that lady got snuck right in the grill!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/punch.shtml

Talladega Night Promo

2006-04-26T11:02:00.000-05:00

'Tenacious C' aka 'Beef Wellington' has sent me some promos today that his company is working on. It just so happens that the promos are for 'Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby' starring Will Ferrell, which hits theaters August 4th. Schweeeet! Ferrell, in my opinion, is one of the greatest comedians alive today. Here are the Compelling & Rich exclusives.....

Afghan Fishing

2006-04-25T09:10:00.000-05:00

These Afghani guys are actually fishing with an RPG(Rocket Propelled Grenade) at a small lake. Fucking sweet! Sad thing is, it only looks like they bagged a fish or two. Excellent use of resources! Brilliant!

Ron Mueck Artwork

2006-04-17T11:52:00.000-05:00

Ron Mueck is a really, really amazing sculptor. His figures are so lifelike that it is kinda creepy. Hope the exhibit comes my way sometime soon.

"In the early 1990s, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick. Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff’s nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since."

The Washington Post has a nice slideshow online of the exhibit.

Washington Post Slideshow

.... or you can Google his name and a shit load of images will come back. :)

Leather Dragon Bag

2006-04-17T09:33:00.000-05:00

I have to admit that it is really original and really lame at the same time. If I see this on somebody on the street I may have to beat the living shit out of the poor soul wearing it just on general principle. Anyways, this is more artsy, then practical I think. Check it!

Joke of the Day

2006-04-12T10:13:00.000-05:00

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?"

"Tarzan check for bees!"

Star Wars Lucas in Love

2006-04-06T11:46:00.000-05:00

Ever wonder what George Lucas was like during his college years? Wonder no more! It runs 8 min. so it may take a couple minutes to download. This is actually a really creative short film....Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5058529870025933880

I Wanna Love You Tender

2006-04-03T16:04:00.000-05:00

Armi & Danny are a music group from Finland that made this amazing video. The music, choreography and singing is just top notch! It makes me wonder why they didn't catch on in the states. Mind boggling.....

The Next Generation of Rims....

2006-03-31T09:49:00.000-05:00

100 bucks says this is the next big thing in rims. Pretty cool! Check out this vid!

http://www.virob.com/virob/videos/613.html